Elliot does not know God

He is unemployed. Toothless. Lacks social security number, birth certificate, and ID. No contact info. Nearly immobile. Probably legally blind. Has no words and doesn't know his name. Defenseless. Unchristian. Very unappreciative. Quite uncoordinated. And pathetic hygiene. Often seems to be under the influence following meals.
He is Elliot.
Lovin life. He can smile. He has a little giggle. He is beginning to like to cuddle. He can see up to 18 inches away. He can hold his head up. He can turn over from his tummy to his back. He makes some hilarious sounds. He enjoys the warm shower. He sleeps best next to dad with his arms straight up. He is the most interesting human in the house.
Photos taken at 38 days of little life. He has now been outside the warm womb for 45.